Modern Family - I’m still growing into my tongue. - S2E18
Modern Family - Fill her backpack with bricks and throw her into the Candy Cane River - S1E20
The Office - I know a few things about love - S5E24
Always Sunny - Like in the Sixth Sense. You find out that the dude in that hair piece the whole time? That’s Bruce Willis…the whole movie. - S5E11
Flight of the Conchords - Dad wouldn’t allow that. No way. - S2E1
30 Rock - I like bands. Like…Amy Grant. - S5E17
30 Rock - There are only two things I love in this world: everybody, and television. - S3E2
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Alway Sunny - You remember feelings, right? - S6E1
Arrested Development - Oh he really, really did look like a woman. - S2E8
