Captured Captions

Lovers.. oh, that word bums me out unless it’s between meat and pizza - Liz Lemon-30 Rock

(Source: besound)

That man can wear a sweater - S3E1 - 30 Rock

30 Rock - S1E18 - Fireworks

Boy it’s crazy to think we used to settle questions of paternity by dunking a woman in water until she admitted she made it all up.

30 Rock - S5E11 - Mrs. Donaghy

My adventures, I am the protagonist.

30 Rock - S4E15 - Don Geiss, America and Hope

You know what I have? A Sims family that keeps getting murdered.

30 Rock - S5E1 - Fabian Strategy

Her name is the Barefoot Contessa, Lemon and you will never be like her.

30 Rock - S5E12 - Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning - 14:06

You wore a yellow hat to that coffee shop.

30 Rock - Well, that just makes me perspire - S1E13

30 Rock - I want to go to there - S3E10