Always Sunny - Like in the Sixth Sense. You find out that the dude in that hair piece the whole time? That’s Bruce Willis…the whole movie. - S5E11

TV's Funniest Moments
Always Sunny - Like in the Sixth Sense. You find out that the dude in that hair piece the whole time? That’s Bruce Willis…the whole movie. - S5E11
Alway Sunny - You remember feelings, right? - S6E1
Always Sunny - I see what you’re saying. I could go for some wood. - S3E7
It’s Always Sunny - Do I look handsome? - S5E5
It’s Always Sunny - Do you even own a toothbrush? - S3E9
Always Sunny - I am going to smack everyone into tiny little pieces - S4E13 - The Nightman Cometh
Always Sunny - Cats do not abide by the laws of nature, all right? - S5E9 - Mac and Dennis Break Up

I’m always putting my cream all over his face, that pisses him off - It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia - S2E15 -10:53
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It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia - S3E7 - The Gang Sells Out
And fire off into jobland where jobs grow on jobbies!