That’s what I said to you when you were coming out of your mom’s lady parts
Modern Family - S2E11 - Slow Down Your Neighbors
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Modern Family - S2E11 - Slow Down Your Neighbors
I think you mean you couldn’t care less because if you could care less, it means that you care a little bit.
Modern Family - S2E2 - The Kiss
I thought you were, you totally have the sandals for it.
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Modern Family - S2E4 - Strangers on a Treadmill
I’ve heard that The Jonas Brothers get nervous before every show
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Modern Family - S1E14 - Moon Landing
Jagermeister. Dad says it makes girls easier to kiss.
All new Modern Family tonight!
Modern Family - No. No you can’t, Mario -S1E14 - Moonlanding
Modern Family - I’m usually good at catching things from women in bars - S2E14
From the upcoming episode Bixby’s Back, debuting tomorrow on ABC
Modern Family - You know I can’t stand it when you use that word - S2E14
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